Surprise! Mark Zuckerberg changes his status to ‘married’

http://twitter.com/#!/macleanbrendan/status/204119951802511360

Yep, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has tied the knot with his college sweetheart, Priscilla Chan. According to AP, wedding guests “thought they were coming to celebrate Chan’s graduation [from U.C. San Francisco medical school] but were told after they arrived that the event was in fact a wedding.” PUNK’D!

Naturally, Twitter had quite a bit to say about all this. (Twitter has quite a bit to say about everything.)

First off, there was near-universal agreement that the couple’s wedding photo sucks:

http://t.co/pEDajPpB Zuckerberg wedding photo..I would think they could look happier.

– Little B*&%H (@sassylassee) May 20, 2012

If I had half the fortune of Mark Zuckerberg, I’d spend more money on my wedding outfits and photographer.

– MERVYN CHAN (@mervynchan) May 20, 2012

Zuckerberg’s wedding picture posted on his facebook is weird & lame. Can’t billionaire hire a good photographer? pic.twitter.com/cprF73Cd

– Kristine Herryanto (@babysmurf) May 20, 2012

From Chan’s Facebook page, a happier photo:

Naturally, there was faux concern about Zuckerberg’s financial security:

Mark Zuckerberg gets married ……that must have been one hellava pre nup.

– La Haq (@LaHaq) May 20, 2012

That Zuckerberg pre-nup looks like “War & Peace” mixed with a few WW2 treaties. Congrats to him!

– Brandon Caldwell (@_brandoc) May 20, 2012

Mark Zuckerberg has married Priscilla Chan. She said “I didn’t marry him for all his money..But I am going to divorce him for half of it”

– Bob Kostic (@causticbob) May 20, 2012

Remember, if Zuckerberg loses half his fortune he will be worth only $10 billion. With gas at $4/gallon, nobody can live on that!

As you might expect, Twitter had quite a bit to say about the ethnicity of Zuckerberg’s bride.

Mark Zuckerberg: one of the few non-asian men who an asian father would let marry their daughter.

– Hulisani Khorombi (@Smurfie_sa) May 20, 2012

FB’s Mark Zuckerberg got married: http://t.co/yN19lbFX every nerd’s dream come true, marrying an asian girl.

– Elle (@ellePSNStores) May 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/Paulsy01/status/204063026356301826

And on and on:

Congratulations, Mark Zuckerberg! As a gift, I got you the names of all my friends, a list of my favorite movies, and some photos of me!

– Tim Carvell (@timcarvell) May 20, 2012

Mark Zuckerberg, you may now poke the bride.

– Brendan Maclean (@macleanbrendan) May 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/cshimm/status/204047522946232320

Well, you get the idea.

All in all, it was a great week for Mr. Zuckerberg. Congratulations!

Congrats to Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla who got married yesterday in surprise ceremony! He’s a simple man despite the wealth. It’s admirable

– Melody Hossaini (@Melody_Hossaini) May 20, 2012

Facebook CEO is Married! Congratulations lucky man to marry long time love Priscilla. Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla, haPpy ever after

– ruby rodriguez (@rodriguezruby) May 20, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/20/surprise-mark-zuckerberg-changes-his-status-to-married/

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